DONKEYS: Yesterday, adult film actor Ron Jeremy pet (petted? pat?) a pink donkey as he arrived to the opening of the Pink Taco restaurant in Los Angeles. The Pink Taco Web site says, "You won't find any corporate punks in our borders and we wouldn't dare turn politically correct." (Clearly. They dye animals pink! That just ain't right.)
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-- Hillary Rhodes