(AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)
Gossip pages everywhere, David Beckham is all yours for the next six weeks. The stud soccer player won't be in the sports section for a while.
According to The AP's Beth Harris (who actually reports on entertainment and sports with equal aplomb), Beckham has a sprained right knee and won't be playing for the L.A. Galaxy until at least mid-October.
Check out Harris' entire story here.
-- Otis Hart