That's how Michael Feldman, the AP's international photo editor, introduced this photo of a law enforcement officer in Zhengzhou, China. The officer was showing off body armor and a gun that shoots a net to catch dogs.
Meanwhile, a few hundred miles up the road, baseball legend Cal Ripken Jr. has some fun during a clinic he's conducting for kids in Beijing.
(AP Photo/Ng Han Guan) See below for more of Feldman's top photo picks.
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Two of the images highlighted by AP International Photo Editor Michael Feldman at the AP global news meeting came from East Timor, where pilgrims traveled to a Christ statue on Matebian Mountain -- formerly the site of a rebel base.
Some claim that, in 1978, thousands of Timorese were killed at the base in fighting with Indonesia forces.
See below for more of the AP photos Feldman chose to highlight at the meeting. (Though Rockies fans might want to cover their eyes.)
This photo, of a child at play -- with a toy rocket-propelled grenade launcher -- is one of several images highlighted at this morning's AP global news meeting by AP Photo Supervisor Jim Collins.
The picture was taken in Sadr City, a Shiite enclave of Baghdad.
Collins also pointed out the photo below, shot outside Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas' headquarters in the West Bank City of Ramallah. The boy in the image is holding up a portrait of relatives jailed by Israel, as part of a demonstration calling for the release of Palestinian prisoners. (AP Photo/Muhammed Muheisen) See below for more of Collins' top-photo picks of the moment.
(AP Photo/Winslow Townson) "The Red Sox did a lot of this last night."
That's how Madge Stager, the AP's chief picture editor in New York, introduced this photo of Boston's Kevin Youkilis sliding into home plate at the World Series opener -- one of several images she highlighted at this morning's AP global news meeting.
"And the Rockies," she said, moving on to a photo of Colorado pitcher Franklin Morales, "did a lot of that."
See below for other AP photos Stager showcased at the meeting.
The following are some of the top photos today from The Associated Press:
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(AP Photo/Jens Meyer) From top to bottom:
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, is confronted by CodePink member Desiree Sairooz, her hands painted red, as she arrives to testify on Capitol Hill in Washington, before the House Foreign Relations Committee hearing regarding US policy in the Middle East. Rice spoke about Iraq, Iran, and the Israel-Palestinian conflict. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Campaigners wearing masks of Myanmar opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi demonstrate outside the Chinese Embassy in London to mark her 12th anniversary of house detention by the Myanmar ruling military regime. (AP Photo/Sang Tan)
A Belarusian soldier of the Interior Ministry special unit negotiates an obstacle course during training near the village of Volovshchina, west of Minsk, Belarus. (AP Photo)
The first visitors walk in the famous Rococo hall of the historical Duchess Anna Amalia library after the re-consecration ceremony in Weimar, Germany. (AP Photo/Jens Meyer)
(AP Photo/Rick Bowmer) The California wildfires are dominating the top images in the AP photo report at the moment, according to AP International Photo Editor Michael Feldman, who highlighted some of the best pictures at this morning's AP global news meeting.
The photo above shows a back fire on a hillside in Jamul, Calif., while the one below was shot in the Santiago Canyon hills in Silverado. (AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes) See below for more of Feldman's top photos picks.
(AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes) A lot of the top images AP International Photo Editor Michael Feldman highlighted at this morning's AP global news meeting came from Southern California, where several devastating wildfires continue to burn. The photo above comes from the Malibu Hills; because of an extended exposure, embers blown in the wind appear as streaks at the bottom of the image.
Below, a helicopter scoops water from a golf course in Valencia, Calif., for use in the firefighting efforts. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian) See below for more of Feldman's top-photo picks.
(AP Photo/Chris Carlson) This dramatic image from a wildfire near Irvine, Calif., was one of a handful of images highlighted by AP International Photo Editor Michael Feldman at this morning's AP global news meeting.
Feldman also showed this photo, one of several shot by the AP at a protest in Washington by anti-war, justice and environmental groups. (AP Photo/Caleb Jones) See below for more of Feldman's top-photo picks of the moment.
One of 99 would-be immigrants, including at least 10 minors, shows his emotions today in Puerto de los Cristianos, on the Spanish Canary Island of Tenerife, after their boat was intercepted as it crossed over from western Africa.
So far this year, more than 8,000 migrants have been caught in their attempt to reach Spain. The dangerous trip often takes more than a week and many die in the attempt. The immigrants are seen below being towed by a Spanish rescue ship in another photo by Arturo Rodriguez.
Do you think those flames on the right look like the late Pope John Paul II on the left?
The bonfire photo was taken by Grzegorz Lukasik, 26, during an April 2 mountainside ceremony in Poland marking the second anniversary of the pope's death. The resemblance of the flames to a silhouette of the country's beloved son is causing quite a stir.
For more on the bonfire-pope photo, read this report filed today from Warsaw, Poland, by Monika Scislowska.