What's Mickey Mouse Got Up His Sleeve?

(AP Photo/Derrik J. Lang)

Love 'em or hate 'em, you gotta admit those Disney theme parks are endlessly fascinating — from decking employees out in so-bad-they're-good uniforms to recreating mountains to celebrating 100 years of this and 50 years of that. Seems Mickey is about to do some more reveling. This time it sounds like it'll be... different.

The Slug received a large, ominous invitation in the mail recently for an announcevent on June 7. The invite was so big, in fact, it covered our entire kitchen table. (Pictured here with our toothbrush on the left for scale. You're welcome.) Find the text and our suspicion on what it's about after the jump, kids.

You're invited to... dream.

Dream big.

No really big. Like princesses-at-the-ball and pirates-on-the-high-seas big.

Dream bigger than you ever have before.

June 7, 2006, will be a monumental evening of Disney announcements. Be there as Jay Rasulo, Chairman of Walt Disney Parks and Resorts, reveals how Disney Parks around the globe will combine imagination and innovation as never before to make millions of dreams come true.

Join us and discover how powerful dreams can be.

Hmmm. Our guess? A theme park that can read your mind. Muhahahaha!

(AP Photo/Derrik J. Lang)

Related: Sweet Dreams are Made of This

Comments

[Brian Veen]

Thanks. Is there any more information about the announcement? Time, location?

[The Slug]

Now, now. I'm sure Mickey doesn't want uninvited folks crashing his dreamy announcement. Don't fret. The Slug will be there with ears on to find out for you.