Slugshots: The Reality-TV-is-Our-Life Edition

• This might be harsher than "The Apprentice."
• Maybe that "Survivor: Cook Islands" cast ain't so diverse after all.
• "Who knew Laguna Beach had such a homeless problem?"
• Look at the the fifth paragraph. Holla!
• "Dancing with the Stars" presents, well, the F-list.
• Let's hope this is better than that horrrrrible Key West season.