Al Roker Selected as Sweatiest Weatherman

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On semi-frequent basis, The Slug is bombarded with silly surveys sponsored by corporations asking silly questions about celebrities. It's a vicious ploy to get publicity. Congratulations, Right Guard. You caught our attention with your poll of 1,000 men over the age of 18 about the sweatiest celebrities, which was conducted by the Opinion Research Corporation. Al Roker was named the Sweatiest Weatherman while Ozzy Osbourne was selected as Sweatiest Rock Star. The fully moist results, after the jump.

Sweatiest Weatherman

• Al Roker, NBC's "The Today Show" — 41 percent
• Chris Knowles, Fox News — 11 percent
• Rob Marciano, CNN — 9 percent
• Sam Champion, ABC's "Good Morning America" — 8 percent
• Dave Price, CBS' "The Early Show" — 5 percent
• None of the above — 8 percent
• Don’t know — 18 percent

Sweatiest Rock Star

• Ozzy Osbourne — 25 percent
• Tommy Lee — 17 percent
• Bon Jovi — 13 percent
• Steven Tyler — 13 percent
• Dave Navarro — 7 percent
• None of the above — 8 percent
• Don’t know — 18 percent

Sweatiest Coach

• Bobby Knight — 33 percent
• Bill Parcells — 18 percent
• Larry Bird — 14 percent
• Bill Belichick — 12 percent
• Lou Holtz — 6 percent
• None of the above — 6 percent
• Don’t know — 11 percent