Getting on the Gravy "Train Wreck"

(AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee)

We spent the rainy weekend curled up by our fireplace with a good book — actually, just make that book. We don't want to spoil the 248 mind-numbing pages of "Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith," the new tell-all by Anna's estranged sister Donna Hogan. However, the best parts of the book were the pictures: color photos of Smith's old driver's licenses, scanned images of Smith's old diaries and an Anna Nicole Smith Family Tree fold-out. These images aren't worth 1,000 words; they're worth 1 million cringes!