KFC Does Mothers Right

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Superman has the Justice League. Shaq has the Heat. Robin Hood has the Merry Men. And now Colonel Sanders has mothers. That's right. Mamas. A press release landed in The Slug's inbox announcing the formation of Kentucky Fried Chicken's Moms Matter! Advisory Board. Yeah, we have no idea either. Bet they'll guilt the Colonel into revealing his secret recipe. Here's the legs of the release:

Supporting the adage that moms really do know best, KFC today announced the formation of its KFC Moms Matter! Advisory Board. Moms from all walks of life and different parts of the country will join a group of mothers employed by KFC on the new Advisory Board. The group will help KFC harness the experience that motherhood provides, and channel that knowledge into ways to better meet moms' needs.