Ho Ho "Housewives"

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Alama is alive! Not like we didn't see that coming. Come on. "Desperate Housewives" is such a soap opera. And if soaps don't show a body then the person you think is dead isn't — unless you're watching "Passions." Hopefully, this means more Dixie Carter in 2007. (That's right. No more "Housewives" until next year.) But the most interesting part of last night's episode was the creepy admission by the pedophile next door played by Matt Roth. Wonder what this means for Lynette. Also, glad to see The Slug ain't the only person getting into the holiday spirit waaay too early.