Slug Gift Guide: Smell Like Spears

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Get the scent whore on your shopping list a bottle of Britney Spears' In Control Curious. (We have no idea what it means to be In Control Curious either.) The bottle looks like a cross between the home of "I Dream of Jeanie" and a Transformer, as Scentzilla so hilariously pointed out in this asap story from October. And while In Control Curious doesn't smell as loverly as, say, Sarah Jessica Parker's Lovely, The Slug believes giving the gift of In Control Curious is charitable. Just think. Brit Brit can buy a pair of panties with every purchase.