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The iPhone is here! The iPhone is here! Sound the alarm! Release the dogs! Everyone can leave school and work early today! Use exclamation points! In case you hadn't heard, Apple unveiled its 4- and 8-gigabyte portable just-about-everything device, making the iPod, Zune, Treo and Blackberry obsolete in one fell swoop come June. Ah, technology!

The Slug is still confused about that name. First, it's not just a phone. It can run Mac OS X. Second, the iPhone already exists. A quick look at the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office's site shows that there are nine instances of "iPhone" as a registered trademark. Plugging "iPhone" into the Associated Press photo archive turned up the above. Best (or worst?) of all, you can already get an iPhone (black or white) on Amazon. Impress your friends!