What's Inside the Black Box?

(AP Photo/Derrik J. Lang)

Sorry The Slug hasn't posted about a thing today! We've been far too busy working on some fabulous asap stories. (Don't worry your pretty little head off. We'll link to 'em as soon as we're done.) We were, however, able to make like "Veronica Mars" and spare a minute to open a mysterious package we received this afternoon. After we removed it from the FedEx packaging, that's what it looked like up there. Black. Velvety. Fancy. Curious. Click here if you want to see what's inside.

What!? How ... shocking! It's a bottle of Intrigue, a new "luxury" lubricant from the makers of K-Y Jelly, along with two vanilla-scented candles. The press release says Intrigue offers up to six hours of foreplay. Oh my. What kind of journalist-blogger do the makers of K-Y Jelly think we are!? That kind, we guess.

(AP Photo/Derrik J. Lang)