Trump Buzz Would've Created More, Um, Buzz
Sigh. In case you hadn't heard or didn't see it, Donald Trump didn't lose his hair at "Wrestlemania 23" last night. Yes. The Slug suspected that much ballyhooed "hair match" would end with WWE owner Vince McMahon getting his melon shaved instead of The Donald when we heard about the publicity stunt. Trump's got too much pride about that infamous wheaty tuft.
Personally, we think a bald 'do would've been a great way to reinvent himself, especially considering this season's lackluster "Apprentice" ratings and his cooled feud with "The View" women. It might have helped boost sales for his new line of home furnishings. No, that's not a belated April Fool's Day joke. Trump Home launched this week. Maybe he could've launched a chain of Trump Salons if he was willing to get a snip in public!? Oh, he probably will, anyway.
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