Blame Johnny Knoxville

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So sorry we didn't post a thing yesterday! We were out late celebrating Paris Hilton's release from jail. Actually, our laptop has been on the fritz and finally went into the shop. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We'll try to make up for that lack o' posts today. Coming up on The Slug: Our thoughts on Leonid the Magnificent's return to "America's Got Talent." And later, we'll be previewing "Jackass:  The Game." Yes, we can't believe they're making that either.