Lane Garrison is Not Paris Hilton

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Nicole Richie. Lindsay Lohan. Paris Hilton. With them, we get the media frenzy around their assorted recent exploits. But here at The Slug, we do not understand the continued coverage of Lane Garrison's DUI debacle. Before his arrest, he was known for exactly one minor role — Tweener on "Prison Break" — and he was already killed off that show before this mess occurred. So why should anyone care about his case? Is he a celebrity? Do you care? Let us know at [email protected].