It's "Mr. Big" Time!

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To all those cosmopolitan-drinking fans wondering if Mr. Big would be included in the "Sex and the City" movie: Abso$%&#inglutely. Chris Noth has signed on the dotted line and is ready to report to set in September. In a statement from HBO, "Sex and the City" director/mastermind Michael Patrick King says that Mr. Big will be a "very 'big' part" of the movie. Cute. See what he did there? He said Mr. Big will be a big part of the movie. Ugh. Let's hope King is storing up all his creativity until September.